I mean, seriously? Is this a joke or what?

Americans are finally safe on the streets. “Experienced” driver, Britney Spears, has finally decided to give people a break and stepped on the back seat of the Caddy, leaving her son, Sean Preston, to do the job. I’m pretty sure he’s doin’ it way better than she is….heeeeyyy!!!

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Vin Diesel’s honk lady just had a baby. OMG….Vin Diesel has a girlfriend? F#%%#@#n’ s^$#%t !!! That biotch! Aleera, her name is Paloma Jimenez, I know where she lives, go smack her ass! Dammit, she’s hot!!!

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Did Benji finally pregged Paris or is she very very fat? Mwehehehe!!! I’ve lived to see this… (celebsmack.com)

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Ummm….wtf? Bare in mind that the picture is named “biggirlprom”…should I understand that….?

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‘member when I was saying Anne Hathaway is as white as a white woman would ever wanna be? Well… There’s a tanned version of her:

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Right…that’s about it for now. Tomorrow I’m going to war, I will let you know if I was victorious or not.